I’m going to write a book featuring a character based on me and call it “The Boy With the Leaf Tattoo” and it will then be made into a movie over in Mexico and it will star Diego Luna as me. Less than 2 years later lazy ass Americans will make a very unnecessary remake and say it just as good when in reality they want to make their own version because the audience doesn’t like reading subtitles. The lead role will be fought over by the management teams of Lukas Haas and Ashton Kutcher….. Why does this scenario seem so familiar?
